GEORDIE: a beginners guide
by Phillip Steele
Why “Geordie” and what makes the dialect so unique? The origins of the Geordie have been a matter of much discussion and controversy, you just need to tune into “Night Owls” (a local radio program) a phone-in which regularly debates this subject with passion! One explanation in particular seems most convincing. In the 1800’s there word was a term of abuse likened with idiocy. King George III was an unpopular monarch and was insane (the link here: Geordie = insanity; surely not). His son took the throne in 1811. George IV, as he was, had a reputation for extravagance, and his love of pleasure and promiscuity were notorious (Geordie - extravagance, pleasure and promiscuity; that’s more like it!).
Basically, the word Geordie was a term of abuse. It became linked with Newcastle in the 19th Century, when the middle classes of the city, who disliked and feared the mining community used the word to refer to miners. As the reign of George III and George IV passed, people soon forgot about their disagreeable characteristics and Geordie gradually ceased to be an insulting word and eventually was accepted as a friendly term when applied not only to pit men, but to anyone who lived in this area.
There is no definitive Geordie dialect. There are considerable variations spoken in Northumberland and Durham. The word and phrases listed below are for practice in private only. Try them out on a real Geordie and they’ll soon realise you’re a southerner, think you’re taking the mick, and most likely “stove ya heed in!”.
| Word | Meaning |
|---|---|
| AA | To owe. Aa aa nowt - I owe nothing. |
| AAFUL | Awful. She set off the aafulest shrieks. |
| AAL | All. Aal reet - all right. |
| BAIRN | A child. |
| BASH | To hit with violence. She bashed the door i’me fyece. |
| BATTER | A drinking bout. He’s on the batter agyen. Prostitution. She’s on the batter. |
| BLAA | To blow: Blaa the leet oot. - Blow the light light. |
| BLAA OOT | A “Blow out”. A drinking bout. |
| BORD | A bird. Today slang for a girl. |
| BOWK | To belch/vomit. |
| BRAZEN | Impudent, shameless. She’s a brazen hussy. |
| BUGGER | A rough term of affection in the North. A cany aad bugger. |
| BYEUT | Boot. A byeut i’ the hintend. A kick in the backside. |
| CAKHOOSE | A latrine. |
| CAAKY | Animal or human waste. |
| CANNY | “An embodiment of all that is gentle, kindly and good”. The highest compliment that can be paid to a person is to say that he or she is canny. |
| CHEBBLE | A table. |
| CHEP | Chap. Canny aad chep. |
| CLAGGY | Sticky. Claggy taffy - sticky toffee. |
| CLAMMIN | Hungry, thirsty. Aam clammin for a drink. |
| CLARTS | Mud. |
| CRACK | Gossip. To hev a bit crack. |
| DEE | Do. Before a vowel becomes div. Div aa knaa him? The negative is divvint (don’t). |
| DORTY | Dirty. She’s a dorty body. |
| EE | An expression of delight/horror. |
| ELWIS | Always. |
| FAALLEN WRANG | Become pregnant. |
| FETTLE | Good condition. What fettle marra? |
| GAAK | Stare. |
| GADGIE | An old man employed as a watchman. |
| GAMMY | Lame. He’s got a gammy leg. |
| GEET | Big. Geet big gob - Great big mouth. |
| GYETSID | Gateshead. |
| HAAD | Hold. Haad yer gob - Hold your mouth. |
| HAAD ON | Hold back. Haad on a min’t - Wait a moment. |
| HACKY | Tyneside slang for dirty. Hacky Dorty - means very dirty. |
| HINNY | Local pronunciation of honey. A favourite term of endearment applied usually to women and children. Often used together with the similar word canny. |
| HOY | To throw. To hoy a stone - To throw a stone. |
| HOYIN OOT TIME | Closing time for a pub. |
| HYEM | Home. I’m gannin hyem. |
| IVVOR | Ever. |
| JAA-BREAKER | A long word. |
| LAA | Low. He wis varry laa doon - He was in very low spirits. |
| LAD | A sweetheart. She was gan a waak wiv her lad - she was out walking her sweetheart. |
| LEAZES | Stinted grass pastures. |
| MOW | Moment. Had on a mow - wait a moment. |
| NARKT | Annoyed. He was very narkt - He was very annoyed. |
| NEB | Nose. |
| NETTIE | Lavatory. |
| NEWCASSELL | Usually in form Canny Newcassell. |
| REET | Right. Used in many expressions. Not reet iv his heed. |
| SCRAN | Food. |
| SHOOT | Shout. |
| SHORT | Shirt. |
| SLORP | To make a noise when eating or drinking with a spoon. He slorped his tea. |
| SPIT AN’ IMAGE | Likeness. Applies either to a person or a thing. He’s a spit an’ image of his fethor. |
| TATIE | A potato. Tatie-bogle - scarecrow. |
| US | Used for me. Wiv us - with me. |
| VAR NIGH | Very nigh. |
| WIV | With. Wiv a coal in each hand. |
| WIVOOT | Without. It’s lone wivoot him, that bonny lad o’ mine. |
| WRANG | Wrong. Wrang iv is heed dearranged. |
Compiled from: “The New Geordie Dictionary” by Frank Graham.

